Flashpoint News Roundup – April 2009!

In the last few days, a few news stories have popped up – some highs, some lows, and another set of DVDs?!

Flashpoint DVD Boxset to Hit Oz!

Soon after we post a story reminding our readers in Britain the show is going to be released on DVD within weeks, we learn of an Australian release! A boxset will be released in Australia two days after the boxset is released in Britain (April 16th). We’re actually surprised to read this since we have read elsewhere that the ratings for the show in Australia haven’t been phenomenal (perhaps due to some fault on the Nine Network’s end for lack of promotion, airing of episodes out of order, and sporadic scheduling). The ratings in New Zealand are better, and we are hoping to hear soon that they will pick up the second season. We even found what we think is a fan-made bumper sticker for the show in NZ! This release has a different cover than the British one, and features the slogan used on Alchemy TV’s Sales Flyer. We like the British cover better – it’s a lot more elusive with it’s blue shadows. The boxset is a little more pricier than the British version, and it looks like this one is going to have episodes only over 4 discs without any extras. If any of our Australian or New Zealander readers manage to get a copy of this, we’d love to hear what you think of the release!

CBS Cuts Funding

The economic crisis is hitting everything and anything, and we’re getting a little tired. We on staff really hope this is fixed up soon. Canadian TV Broadcaster CBC dealt the Canadian and US TV industry a major blow last week when they announced major layoffs, reduced episodes of hit series, and the cancellation of their broadcasts of reruns of The Simpsons, as well as Martha Stewart’s talk show. CTV, Flashpoint’s parent broadcaster in Canada, has not announced any major national cuts, but has announced cuts for regional stations. CBS on the other hand, has asked all shows being renewed (unsure if Flashpoint is one of them as of this writing) to reduce their budgets for next year, and this may mean smaller writing staffs. Flashpoint has quite a writing staff, and from what we have read before, their work is always collaborative. We believe each writer on that show brings something unique to the table, and the show won’t be the same without them. It’s rumored that the show costs anywhere between 1.6-2 million dollars an episode to make, and since this is a co-production, we don’t know how the balance of the funds work on the show, and how funding would be affected from CBS’s end. This news is a little unsettling, and we can only hope that those in power around the world can come up with a solution to this crisis.

Other News Shots:

Flashpoint along with other cop procedurals such as CSI and Law & Order has kept CBS at the top of the ratings for Primetime Drama. Two new shows are going to make an attempt to steal CBS’ thunder, The Unusuals on ABC in the US and Global in Canada, and Southland on NBC in the US and CTV in Canada (not that CTV really needs to worry since it is host to Flashpoint).

Hugh Dillon’s official website has a lot of cool promotional videos posted in the media section, as does his other website.

April Fool’s!

Yesterday’s post was a joke, for those of you who didn’t get it! As much as we’d all like to be movie stars, we would never leave control of this blog to those two !

BREAKING NEWS: We’ve Been Cast in the New Sailor Moon Movie!

So yesterday, I, The Me, and Leonardo DiCaprio all traveled to Los Angeles on short notice to audition at 20th Century Fox. I auditioned for the role of Sailor Moon against Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, and since I was the only one of the three who signed a sobriety agreement, I got the role! The Me and Leo were cast as Tuxedo Mask and Artemis respectively. Leo beat out a few preschoolers, and Tuxedo Mask was supposed to be played by Christian Bale, but he had “rage issues” immediately after the audition. Michelle Pfeiffer has been cast as Queen Beryl, and Cloris Leachman is cast to play Queen Serenity. The movie will be called Sailor Moon: The Secret of the Silver Crystal and is slated to begin filming in New Zealand in June. However, after meeting with the director this morning, we were all deemed too ugly and must spend the next month in plastic surgery, cosmetic enhancements, and genetic engineering. I must undergo hair follicular procedures to ensure my hair is long enough for odangoes by June, The Me must undergo some experimental gene therapy to overcome his allergy to roses, and Leo is going to have a moon permanently tattooed to his forehead, and have his body surgically altered to include cat ears and a tail. If the surgery is a success, he will immediately get a role in the Justice League spinoff movie, Cat-Man and Tommy Turbine Meet Mister Mxyzptlk. Tommy Turbine is going to be played by Zac Efron, Mister Mxyzptlk will be played by Jim Carrey, and we hear Jimmy Olsen is going to be bitten by a radioactive starfish and acquire starfishy powers. In any case, all of this means we will not be posting updates for the next two months, and then we will post sporadic updates from the set of the movie. Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, in bids to play Youma are going to take over this blog to show the producers and the directors that they are serious actresses who deserve roles in this film! Please welcome our new writers with open arms and a lot of patience – we’re sure they will do a great job after they have a little time to get used to this site!